Monday, July 27, 2009
Escape to Old San Juan
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana” - Groucho Marx
Hola all!
So before I digress into the minutiae of my everyday life here, I would like to tell you all about a wonderful moment I had today. As we were cruising back across the ocean to the mainland this afternoon, William, the captain, slowed down the boat to a stop and pointed at something off the port side of the boat. About 10 feet away from us, cruising slowly just under the surface of the waves, I glimpsed a giant yellowy green shell. That’s right, folks, a sea turtle! Everyone excitedly peered overboard at the gentle giant and craned their necks for a better look, but soon after we stopped, the turtle dove down and vanished beneath the choppy waves. I realize this doesn’t sound hugely exciting, but it really is. Sea turtles are endangered, and their habitats and breeding grounds are being degraded at an alarming rate. I, therefore, consider it an immense privilege to have seen one in its natural habitat and healthy. Ah, it’s the little things.

Anyway, life here has been nothing more or less than ordinary, but I find that I have been doing more with “ordinary” than usual. What does this mean? Well, I guess I just find that now people have begun leaving and setting departure dates and now I realize I will only be here for a few more weeks, I have been trying to accomplish things on my mental list of “experiences to have while in Punta.”
So far this has only manifested itself in small ways. For example, two days ago, Monica came by my flat and asked me to walk to La Fav with her. Unlike past trips, however, this time we stopped at the street fruit vendors, which I have been wanting to do since I got here. (Lack of Spanish was my obstacle in the past…) And it was well worth it. Monica bought a fruit I’d never seen before called quenapa. (Click link for picture.) Quenapa look at first glance like little leathery green bouncy balls and are sold still attached to the branch in bunches in little paper bags.
When Monica handed one to me, I had no idea what to do with it. I quite nearly just popped the whole thing in my mouth. Luckily for me, Monica showed me how to eat them by tearing a hole in the skin and popping out the peach colored fruit, which actually looks like a fluffier and gooier lychee. In actuality, it tastes nothing like a lychee. It tastes kind of like a very sour peach. You have to suck on the fruit until the juice is gone and then spit it out because the flesh is attached quite securely to a very hard, round seed. It wasn’t my favorite thing, but it was so interesting that I was delighted. Plus, a big bag of them was only $1.

We then walked down to the other fruit stand, where an old man is eternally chopping open fresh coconuts from an ice filled cooler with a machete. He is quite the expert, and for $1.25, he will chop the top off of a chilled coconut and give you a straw to drink your coco frio, and, when you finish, he will cut it all the way open and carve out the fruit for you. I’m not a fan of coconut as a general rule, but this was delicious, and the coconut milk was ridiculously refreshing. So Monica and I stood on the side of the road with the machete man, by the fruit stand with the thatched palm roof and the assortment of plantains, mangoes, and watermelon, and shared a coconut. I have never felt more Caribbean than in that moment.
Since I’ve been back, work has been pretty fine. No horrible monkey encounters. No new vendettas. I am now down to two conditions, and although they are the two most painful ones to conduct, the end is in sight. I say they are painful because they involve ropes, which are short enough for the monkey to steal without my being able to yank them away. This leads to wild goose (read: monkey) chases into the woods and a very unhappy experimenter (read: moi). Nevertheless, I was able to get some of the photos I’ve been trying to get for you guys. I hope you enjoy them. J
OK, I will write more tomorrow. I got some photos of 51A, who is the Alpha male of group V, and an interesting Alpha at that. I want to use it to explain a little more about the nature of dominance, female coalitions, and alpha-beta male relations in Rhesus macaques. (In anecdotes, of course, to prevent this from becoming too dry.) Hint: it’s not all about being tough.
Hope all is well back stateside!
Much love,
B
Monday, July 13, 2009
Actual Post Tomorrow....
Sunday, July 12, 2009
I'm Baaaaaaaack!
Hola all!
Sunday, June 28, 2009
ATTACK!
I have neglected you all most atrociously, and for this I sincerely apologize. In my defense, however, it has been quite the week both on Cayo and in the world.
Let’s start with the world. A few words:
Rest in peace, Michael Jackson (*A HEEEE HOOO* (crotch grab)) and Farrah Fawcett.
Good luck and peace, Iran.
And most of all: have you learned nothing from history and Eliot Spitzer, Gov. Sanford?!
OK, now that is out of the way, on to news of Cayo. Of most interest to most people here is the addition of another male researcher to the Punta ranks. This is a big deal. Before Alex turned up, there were exactly two men down here, who spoke English and were involved in research: James and James. (Yes, you read that right. The only two men among a colony of 15+ female researchers are both named James.) So, the addition of new blood and, more importantly, male blood caused quite a stir among the community. What does he look like? Have you met him? What lab is he with? What is he doing down here? Where is he living?
Well, actually, Alex is living next door. Literally, next door. His flat and mine even connect with a door inside our apartments, which is unconvincingly boarded up for privacy. (I have told him that we should create a knocking code à la Becky and Sarah Crewe’s system in The Little Princess.) Luckily, he seems to be a pretty chill guy. We bonded over Nacho and our common space. He is a rising senior at Dartmouth, a Neuroscience major, and is observing agonistic interactions among the females of groups KK and HH. (I will explain the group system a little later in this post). With his data and that of the other student researchers working for Platt this summer, the CPRC should be able to create a pretty comprehensive map of the female hierarchies on the island. Interesting stuff. Anyway, the real gist of this passage should be that Alex is cool and that his arrival caused quite the stir. And let it be noted that women do, indeed, flutter, twitter, and preen. Enough said.
On a more personal note, this week was both amazing and terrifying at the same time. I shall begin with the good and end with the terrifying and more exciting.
I began the week frustrated by the amount of work still looming ahead of me and the prospect of ending the summer with prolonged, hectic, stressed days of aborted trials and scant successes. By mid-week, however, I was pleased to discover that I was starting to recognize monkeys without needing to see their tattoos first and seemed to be getting into a good kind of rhythm. In addition, after sorting through some of my data, I realized that I was only a few days of work away from completing another 4 of the 10 conditions that I need to run this summer. I calculated exactly how many trials I still needed of each nearly complete condition and set out, content to work toward a concrete goal.
A wrench was thrown in my perfect plan, however. I am currently the object of a monkey vendetta. I have no idea what I did to deserve this hatred, but it is there, raw and spontaneous. Here are the facts.
On Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 at approximately 12:39PM, I approached a monkey near the upper corral on Big Cay. The monkey was sitting quietly and was mostly alone. I set up my camera about 20 ft. away as per usual and turned it on, then moved into position about 10 ft. from said monkey and ran my experiment (presented buckets, presented food, etc.). The monkey sat quietly for the entire presentation, and when I stepped back to allow the monkey to choose his reward, he approached briskly and took his apple slice. I removed the other option, placed it back in my fanny pack (yes, I know), and returned to my camera to turn it off. I then slowly walked back towards the monkey to ID him. I recorded his ear notches and began to move to a more opportune position to view his leg tattoo. (On males, the chests are so hairy that the leg tattoo is the only visible tattoo.) The monkey was not terribly cooperative and kept getting up and walking a few steps, sitting down with his legs knock-kneed, etc. I, being the good little scientist I am, followed parallel to him, about 7 ft away, and patiently waited for his tattoo to reveal itself.
Suddenly and with absolutely no warning, the monkey took one monstrous bound and a giant leap toward me, latching himself onto my arm and pant-hooting in mid-air. I, being the good little human I am, reacted with a pretty terrific flight response, if I do say so myself, and while the monkey was in mid-air, began to move backwards. This means that when the monkey attached himself to my arm, I already had the momentum going to fling him off me.
I ran a good ways away, ditching my equipment, and surveyed the damage. No broken skin. All limbs in tact. Eyes, ears, other vital bits. Check. Terrific. Wait, not terrific. A monkey just tried to eat me. I call out to Alison, who is on the other side of the top of Big Cay, to come help me ID this monkey. Now I need his ID doubly much. We piece together a 5 from the tattoo, but that’s about it. End scene.
Flash forward to Wednesday, I am thoroughly rattled by my event, but I have had monkeys jump on me before. It is a part of the package deal you accept, when you decide to walk around with a fanny pack full of apples all day. I begin to run trials around the lower corral on Big Cay. Giselle, one of the census takers is nearby with a research assistant. I approach a monkey sitting quietly. I run my trial. Trial goes smoothly. I try to ID the monkey. Monkey begins to walk away as I try to get his ID. I follow along behind, as usual. Suddenly, monkey turns and charges at me full speed. I dash out of the way. He stops. I call to Giselle. Monkey charges again, and I run full speed behind a tree. Giselle runs over and run to stand with her. She is shocked. I tell her about the incident the day before. She tells me his ID. He is 75T. Aha, I have a name for my attacker. A member of group HH, she tells me to try to avoid him. She will report him to the colony manager, and he will be dealt with. It is like the monkey mafia. I collect my things and swiftly exit stage left.
Avoiding group HH is far easier said than done. The monkeys migrate in 6 groups. They are, in order of highest to lowest ranking: F, R, HH & KK (equal), V, and S. F is the largest group; V, the smallest. Each group has an alpha male and an alpha female, favorite eating spots, and special resting areas. The hierarchies are pretty solid, too, so the movement of groups on the island is mostly predictable, since the large groups’ migrations determine the other groups’ locations at any given time.
The problem is that while avoiding a low ranking or high ranking group is relatively simple, avoiding a middle ranking group is way more complicated. HH spreads out tremendously, when not being pushed into the West Woods and can split up into little factions all over the bottom half of Big Cay. HH will also often share space with KK, so it is difficult to recognize when you have entered HH territory, since many of the monkeys will be KK monkeys. Furthermore, each group has more than 50 monkeys or so in it. I mean, there are 900+ monkeys on the island, so each group is quite large. It is tough stuff to know the groups by heart unless you stay with one focal group day in and day out, which I most certainly do not do. Instead, I have to trek from group to group to get as many varied subjects as possible. I couldn’t learn everyone even if I tried. As a result, the best I can do is attempt to find one or two monkeys that regularly associate with 75T and use them as markers. Then again, 75T is a pretty average looking male monkey, so even if I learn his markings cold, I might still run him in a study. After all, he tends to sit still for them. He just goes after my vitals soon afterward.
There was another similar chase incident on Friday, and after being chased into the lunch cage, I grabbed one of the large boatmen, Felix, to walk with me to retrieve my equipment in the middle of the lower corral area. I felt, in the moment, that pretending to be in a consort pair with him (i.e. walking with a very large man) might deter any further attacks. I thought this was quite the brilliant bit of thinking on my part. Felix just thought it was funny that I needed him to go with me, and by 12PM all the boatmen knew of my damsel in distress moment and were giving me hell. But, whatever, I’d rather be teased than on a course of $400+ anti-virals and suffering a bite wound to the arm.
Anyway, on an up note, I reached my goal and finished my conditions for the week. Huzzah! Also, 75T has been reported to the staff and colony manager, who will most likely remove him from the island during the next trapping season.
I will put up another post tomorrow. I have more to tell, but this post is getting way too long. Also, interlude next week, since I will be returning to the States for 4th of July to visit meine Familie.
Go dance to Thriller.
Much love,
B
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Pinchos and Pie - Festival in Punta!

Last night was day two of the festivál, and I learned to salsa!
After a long day on Cayo during which I rapidly used up all my apple slices and managed to break my tripod, I returned to my now almost entirely operational flat, showered, and took a mid-afternoon excursion to the La Fav, the supermercado, with Sasha. I loaded up on stimuli and baking materials and made my way back past the already packed roadside bars to the Yalies house.
I had settled on apple pie, and despite the fact that I had never baked an apple pie in my life, I figured that with premade filling and a store bought bottom crust it would be fool-proof. Not so. Did you know that store bought crusts have little in the way of instructions and that what they do have is useless to a newbie pie baker? Well, this is the case. Nevertheless, I managed to put together the premade items and improvised the crumb topping (flour, brown sugar, canola oil, and a little egg). It was delicious! A success!! Manifique!!! I was so happy. I shall try again sometime and do the whole thing from scratch, but for the time being, the pie worked out well. The crust was fine, but needed butter or margarine or something else. I’m pretty sure the Yalies didn’t mind, though, as nearly 2/3 of the entire pie was gone within minutes of the first cut.

At one point, we all found ourselves up by the stage transfixed by a dance contest. It feels as if everyone around here can really move. It’s awesome. I love how everyone is always dancing. Alone, with partners, with two partners, in groups. Just dancing. It is almost as if swaying your hips is clapping. It shows appreciation, enjoyment, delight, and it is far more fun than just tapping your foot. We should adopt this mentality. Plus, the movement is better for you.

People in Punta really like to party, too. When I was waiting for some friends outside my flat, my landlord’s brother came by. He had helped me move in and get settled in the place, when I first visited, and seemed very happy to say hello to his little blond friend. As he leaned over the upstairs balcony to say hello, he cheerfully told me he’d already put back 4 beers. He looked it. How do you like the festival? Are you going out? Why don’t you have a beer? Do you drink? Of course you do. He generously offered me something, listing off a beer brands like a bartended. I thanked him graciously, but declined. Suddenly, nearly all the family members had noted and latched on to my beerless state and insisted on giving me something. What did I want? A Medalla? A Coors? Let us get you something. You should be having fun. Relaxing. You need to salsa! It took a lot of convincing to assure them I was fine and headed for the piña colada stand in just a minute, but they genuinely seemed concerned that I might not have that one beer and, thus, the evening would be shot.

Similarly, even though it can be a little uncomfortable at times, the men are very willing to ask you to dance with them. Mainly the older and middle-aged men. I often wonder if they could write a manual for guys back home, who do nothing but lurk in corners at parties or do the “man dance” on repeat (side step, fist pump x3, repeat). Then again, perhaps we, girls, would be unreceptive. After all, it took a few frozen drinks and a couple of hours before I was loosened up and keen enough to dance that I accepted an invitation.
Nevertheless, by evenings end, I am pretty certain that everyone danced with someone at least once and that we all now possess a basic knowledge of salsa. Adrienne was pursued doggedly by one bent over old man, who after dancing with her once, decided Adrienne was his partner de jour and would randomly turn up by her side all evening, eyeing her and beseeching her to take a turn. More than once, Tara or Kelly would have to step in and give Adrienne an occupation so as not to slight the poor man too dramatically.
Tara was a dance machine, eager to teach everyone the basic moves and be everyone’s partner. She was willing to be the boy and lead, if you were willing to sway with her. As a result, when she was not dancing with an agreeable stranger, she ended up dancing with Amy quite a bit, since Amy spent the night dancing and trying to learn to move her hips. The rest of us danced with each other or watched in amusement as those braver than we were spun rocked back and force with friendly partners.

I was a little nervous to dance with anyone, since I am not now, nor have I ever been, a couples dancer. I only know how to move on my own, and I never really learned how properly to follow. (This takes practice with a good leading partner, which I have never had.) I did long to try out a salsa, though, and hoped that if a less-than-creepy man asked me to dance and I got up the guts to say yes, I would be able to use my knowledge of the basic step to carry me through to a totally adequate, if boring, performance. I say performance because it was clear that as the only group of non-Puerto Ricans in the crowd, we were being viewed. Ah, the pressure!

Around midnight that less-than-creepy guy asked me to dance. He was a middle-aged guy, bald, salt and pepper moustache, glasses, and very smiley. He looked like he could have been someone’s kindly uncle and was the friend of one of guys, who had been dancing with Tara and Amy. It took definite convincing, but he seemed very nice and what the heck, it was just a dance. I told him he would have to teach me. He was very helpful and patient, but as soon as it was clear that I had the step down, we were off. He taught me spins, twists, side-dances. I don’t even know how I kept up, but I managed OK actually. I have my bag on the whole time though, and occasionally a spin would send it slamming into his side. In my embarrassment and nerves, I spent almost the entire dance laughing and apologizing, glancing at my feet and trying to feel the dance, but we were pretty good actually. I became less coordinated as the song went on. Cora and Adrienne were off to the side watching and taking photos. More embarrassment. My calves were burning, and we were moving so quick that I started losing the steps, but he kept on twirling and smiling, and never said a word. He was a very good leader. Finally, after about six false endings, the song ended. I thanked him, and he thanked me. I smiled. He smiled more. He pointed at his chest, “Théodore.” “I’m Rebecca.” “Rebecca.” He smiled again and did a little bow of the head, and we went our separate ways. I love innocent fun.

Anyway, this post is very long already, so I shall hold off on other stories. After all, there is more festival this evening, so hopefully more stories will be forthcoming. In the meantime, enjoy your weekends, and go dancing. It frees up the mind and gives you great legs.
Adios amigos!
Much love,
B
Friday, June 19, 2009
Nacho
I’m afraid you will have to wait a little longer for a full-fledged post to come from this weary brain of mine. I am busy with work at the moment and taking all spare moments for reading, relaxing, and attending the festival, which is just outside my door.
- My Landlord’s name is Nacho.
- Nacho and I have bonded. He stuck a rolled up poster through my back window screen as a gift. At first I thought he was using it to keep the screen propped open for the hose, but he told me this afternoon as he hooked up my gas that it is a gift! It is an old French print. You know, like the old stylized Absinthe posters with the black cats and so forth? Well, he was such a darling and gave me one of a monkey!! (I found this photo of it online.) Oh Nacho…
Wait, actually, I should also note that he was a boxer back in the days that he lived in NYC. This is just a tidbit to keep you intrigued. J I’ll tell you more about Nacho in the next full post. Fascinating man…
I should also note that the best Salsa band in the country is apparently playing at the festival this evening, and, lucky me, I get to hear and see the whole thing from right in my flat. This is because the festival is, I emphasize, RIGHT outside my door. Tada! Maybe I will record a little bit and post an audio clip with the photos tomorrow. I’m not sure I know how, but there ya go. Hmmm… I shall investigate.
Anyway, I’m off to go bake. I like to bake when I’m stressed, and now that it looks like I'm cookin with gas (forgive me!), apple pie is on the menu.
Best to all, and thank you for all your comments and feedback! Please keep it coming! Even emails are great.
B